It’s all just the same words!
CLIENT: You’ll charge me that much to write my brochure? What say you just copy this
ME: Can’t. It’s copyrighted.
CLIENT: Copyright? No way. It’s all just the same words we use anyway, so how the heck can they own those?!?
ME: Well, we all just use the same letters too, right? Sorry, it doesn’t quite work that way…
Eldon Sarte
http://eldonsarte.com